listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet